Santa caught on CCTV!
Breaking news!
Last night, our office CCTV system (Claus-Catching Trap with Video) picked up an intruder examining the office Christmas tree! Initial reports also mention missing mince pies and carrots. Hoof prints in the car park have been discovered and some suspiciously exciting looking parcels have also been found. The parcels are said to rattle....
Further investigations will take place once I finish my morning eggnog, but in the meantime: